1 00:00:25,635 --> 00:00:26,755 Come on, Hawks. 2 00:00:26,755 --> 00:00:28,110 Run it to their 3 00:00:29,110 --> 00:00:32,310 Rams. The ball. Jeez. I can't believe it. 4 00:00:32,310 --> 00:00:33,750 Most Rams got the ball. 5 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:36,290 Damn. Fuck you. 6 00:00:40,630 --> 00:00:42,585 Oh, come on. Get him. 7 00:00:43,665 --> 00:00:48,365 Intercept. Intercept. No. Come on. Touchdown. Gee. 8 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:52,705 Well, Gertrude, that's Bill Yubel. He's the Rams halfback. 9 00:00:52,705 --> 00:00:54,865 They're the other team, Gertrude. 10 00:00:54,865 --> 00:00:56,685 Sorry, Bucky. 11 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,360 And that flanker back Lee Williams. Christ. 12 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,040 He never misses a kick. 13 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,020 That son of a bitch. 14 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,045 There goes that bill you bell again. Shoot. 15 00:01:10,045 --> 00:01:12,125 Ramblin's peeping the pants off us. 16 00:01:12,125 --> 00:01:14,285 Now, Bucky, don't get so upset. 17 00:01:14,285 --> 00:01:16,285 You know what the Fourteenth and half, 18 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,665 and then we're in the big five. 19 00:01:24,365 --> 00:01:28,900 Bucky, isn't that number thirty nine Jim Norris their full tail? 20 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:32,880 Full tail? It is Jim Norris. It's their pullback. 21 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:35,700 The ramp that's knocking the crap out of us. 22 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:38,080 It's in freaking shape. 23 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:42,795 Bill Yubell, number twenty five. 24 00:01:42,795 --> 00:01:44,875 Lee Williams, number twenty seven. 25 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:47,275 Yeah. Yeah. How do they do it? 26 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:49,515 Oh, Jim Norris, thirty nine. 27 00:01:49,515 --> 00:01:51,915 You know, it must be coach Henson. 28 00:01:51,915 --> 00:01:54,570 Mother hen Henson. Mhmm. Maybe. 29 00:01:54,570 --> 00:01:56,410 A secret formula, Bucky. 30 00:01:56,410 --> 00:01:56,650 Yeah. 31 00:01:56,650 --> 00:02:00,010 Where does a dump like Ramily get all that piss and vinegar from anyway? 32 00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:01,110 Bucky. 33 00:02:01,210 --> 00:02:04,010 K. Give us an r. Give us an r. 34 00:02:04,010 --> 00:02:07,530 Give us an r a m. Give us a b. Give us an l. 35 00:02:07,530 --> 00:02:09,855 Give us an I n g. 36 00:02:09,855 --> 00:02:11,675 Rambling. Rambling. 37 00:02:11,855 --> 00:02:13,755 Yay, Rams. 38 00:04:31,395 --> 00:04:34,495 Hello? Sherry speaking. 39 00:04:34,595 --> 00:04:37,855 Come up and see me at the VG clinic. 40 00:05:37,650 --> 00:05:39,884 Number one, Hen Hanson. Number one. Number one. 41 00:05:39,884 --> 00:05:41,670 Number one. Number one. Number one. Number one. Number one. 42 00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:42,385 Number one. Number one. 43 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:44,171 Number one. Number one. Number one. Number one. Number one. 44 00:05:44,171 --> 00:05:45,243 Number one. Number one. Number one. 45 00:05:45,243 --> 00:05:46,314 Number one. Number one. Number one. 46 00:05:46,314 --> 00:05:46,671 Number one. 47 00:05:46,671 --> 00:05:47,410 Number one. 48 00:05:47,410 --> 00:05:48,590 Number one. 49 00:05:50,465 --> 00:05:53,165 Oh, and here's the mother hen Henson. 50 00:05:54,625 --> 00:05:56,545 Hand to this little chicken. 51 00:05:56,545 --> 00:05:58,045 And then 52 00:05:58,465 --> 00:06:00,605 oh, and here's the vacations. 53 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:03,780 The longer, the better. Right on, fifty. 54 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:07,780 The longer, the better. Whoo. Good job. 55 00:06:07,780 --> 00:06:10,160 Stop. I take water long. 56 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:14,980 So what are you guys gonna do for your vacation? 57 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:17,440 And, what did you have in mind? 58 00:06:17,525 --> 00:06:19,665 On it, please. 59 00:06:19,845 --> 00:06:20,725 Come on, girl. 60 00:06:20,725 --> 00:06:23,525 I mean, are you gonna hang around here or what? 61 00:06:23,525 --> 00:06:25,365 Well, we haven't decided yet. 62 00:06:25,365 --> 00:06:25,685 Alright. 63 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:26,565 What I'm going to do, 64 00:06:26,565 --> 00:06:30,880 I'm gonna spend the whole time in bed with Mailer and Salinger and Vonnegut. 65 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:34,860 Maybe I can slip in disguise this bitch, Gerald. Yeah. 66 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,980 Hey. We'll be back in there, like, about a minute. 67 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:08,120 Who's he? I don't know. He looks awfully familiar. Yeah. 68 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,460 He does. 69 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,540 Maybe he doesn't. 70 00:07:11,585 --> 00:07:13,745 I wonder what he's doing here anyway. 71 00:07:13,745 --> 00:07:16,385 I think I know a way that we can find out. 72 00:07:16,385 --> 00:07:18,365 Just leave it to me again. 73 00:07:25,585 --> 00:07:29,380 Well, boys, that's it. Any comment? 74 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:32,100 Well, it sounds great with you, mister Rammie. 75 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:33,780 A week in Bell Harbor. 76 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:36,980 And all expenses paid. I don't know, mister Landon. 77 00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:38,260 Rammling has been really good to us, 78 00:07:38,260 --> 00:07:39,795 and I don't think I could do that to him. 79 00:07:39,795 --> 00:07:43,455 Tim, football isn't a popularity contest. 80 00:07:43,475 --> 00:07:45,955 Somebody always gets hurt. Right? 81 00:07:45,955 --> 00:07:47,395 Let's look at it this way. 82 00:07:47,395 --> 00:07:50,115 What does rambling you have to offer? 83 00:07:50,115 --> 00:07:52,115 A second rate academic program, 84 00:07:52,115 --> 00:07:55,330 a poorly financed athletic department. 85 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:57,810 And what about stats? 86 00:07:58,070 --> 00:08:03,170 A degree from rambling you is practically meaningless in the right places, 87 00:08:03,670 --> 00:08:05,890 if you know what I mean. 88 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:09,235 I don't know. Alright. 89 00:08:09,235 --> 00:08:12,755 What does state you have to offer? My everything, Jim. 90 00:08:12,755 --> 00:08:13,715 Everything. 91 00:08:13,715 --> 00:08:17,395 A degree from state you is your passport to success. 92 00:08:17,395 --> 00:08:19,455 That is if you qualify. 93 00:08:19,555 --> 00:08:22,355 That's why we're inviting you down to our conference in Bell 94 00:08:22,355 --> 00:08:23,340 Harbor. 95 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:26,380 We'll see if we like each other and if you're the kind of 96 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:28,700 individual state you can accept. 97 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:31,180 Now if you prove your athletic ability, 98 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:37,080 we can arrange a scholarship and a very lucrative living allowance. 99 00:08:40,295 --> 00:08:43,235 Well, boys, what's your decision? 100 00:08:45,015 --> 00:08:48,695 It sounds okay to me. It's okay here. Help me in. 101 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,515 Well, good. 102 00:08:50,695 --> 00:08:52,260 That's settled. 103 00:08:52,260 --> 00:08:55,140 I'm sure you'll have a great time at Bell Harbour. 104 00:08:55,140 --> 00:09:00,580 After that, god willing, we'll see you off to Stade You. 105 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:01,680 Whoops. 106 00:09:03,185 --> 00:09:05,425 I really want to meet coach Wilson. 107 00:09:05,425 --> 00:09:07,105 Oh, well, he'll be there too, 108 00:09:07,105 --> 00:09:10,925 and I'm sure he'll give you a stimulating workout. 109 00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:23,590 That son of a bitch is offering them the world. 110 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:27,970 A degree from state u is a passport to success. 111 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:31,190 Goddamn it. Rambling u is in real trouble, traders. 112 00:09:31,190 --> 00:09:34,035 What are we gonna do? I don't know Monica. 113 00:09:34,035 --> 00:09:37,315 Don't they shoot traitors? Only in time of war. 114 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,535 Well what do you call this? 115 00:09:39,555 --> 00:09:40,655 Heavy. 116 00:09:41,075 --> 00:09:42,675 That doesn't. 117 00:09:42,675 --> 00:09:45,155 We'll just fight fire with fire. 118 00:09:45,155 --> 00:09:47,615 Oh like in the towering inferno. 119 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,560 Come on, coach. You may listen to us. 120 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,640 And if our guys sign up at State U, 121 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,240 where are we next year? 122 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:59,100 Let's face it, coach. It's bad news. 123 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:02,780 Don't you girls think they're over reacting? 124 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:05,035 I heard it with my own ears. 125 00:10:05,035 --> 00:10:08,855 Langley is offering them scholarships, money, everything. 126 00:10:08,955 --> 00:10:11,335 You believe I think of sleep sex? 127 00:10:11,675 --> 00:10:13,435 Hats off to modern technology. 128 00:10:13,435 --> 00:10:17,070 Look, coach. What is Rambling U going to do? 129 00:10:17,570 --> 00:10:20,290 Nothing. Loving? What? 130 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:24,290 Girls, I realize that if our star players go to state 131 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,510 you, the Rams are lost. 132 00:10:26,530 --> 00:10:29,555 Now you gotta realize that we are a small college. 133 00:10:29,555 --> 00:10:32,355 There's no way Ramsden can afford a recruiting program. 134 00:10:32,355 --> 00:10:35,775 The best we can offer them is a damn good education. 135 00:10:35,955 --> 00:10:37,055 Education? 136 00:10:38,675 --> 00:10:41,935 Well, well, maybe if you talked with them. 137 00:10:41,955 --> 00:10:44,160 I don't think that would accomplish anything. 138 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:47,040 Besides, I've been looking forward to this camping trip all year. 139 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,760 And in the morning, I'm going straight to the mountain. 140 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,900 In the team's van? 141 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,400 Sure. I'm the coach. 142 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,875 So sure. Yeah. Well, thanks for everything, coach. 143 00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:02,195 Have a nice trip. I hope it's off a fifty foot cliff. 144 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:05,615 Okay. See you there, girl. 145 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,670 Alright, girls. 146 00:11:12,850 --> 00:11:15,950 I'll give you thirty seconds to tell me 147 00:11:15,970 --> 00:11:19,090 who this famous personality is. 148 00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:20,190 Okay? 149 00:11:20,370 --> 00:11:24,295 Who do I look like? Gertrude Stein. No. Attila the Hun. 150 00:11:24,295 --> 00:11:26,295 Come on, girls. Be serious. 151 00:11:26,295 --> 00:11:31,255 I'll give you a hint. She's a famous movie star. Harper Mar. 152 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,315 I got it. Lassie. 153 00:11:33,655 --> 00:11:35,975 Funny. Don't you think I look like those? 154 00:11:35,975 --> 00:11:36,855 No. 155 00:11:36,855 --> 00:11:37,975 Look what I have. 156 00:11:37,975 --> 00:11:41,220 Fresh blue brownie. God. I'm so hungry. 157 00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:42,720 I'm so 158 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:43,860 sorry. 159 00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:47,440 Oh, you make these yourself? I sure did. Monica? 160 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:52,160 Sissy, you're a regular. Julia Child. 161 00:11:53,055 --> 00:11:56,175 Hey, Tony. Somebody. Give me a towel. 162 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:57,935 I wanna take a shower. Come on. 163 00:11:57,935 --> 00:12:00,075 You can take your shower with me. 164 00:12:02,415 --> 00:12:04,155 Here's your towel. 165 00:12:25,015 --> 00:12:25,255 Oh, oh, oh, cut out now. Cut out now. Oh. 166 00:12:25,255 --> 00:12:26,995 I'm so cute. 167 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,035 Yeah. But he's a traitor. 168 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:38,300 You girls are about as much fun as an autopsy. 169 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:41,200 And I suppose at a time like this, you wanna cut up. 170 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,800 Well, what the hell are we supposed to do? 171 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,720 Mope around for the rest of our lives? 172 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,600 Well, nobody likes to be on a losing team. 173 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,800 You know, damn well, once our boys go to Bell Harbor, we're sung. 174 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,745 Well, Maybe they won't like it there. 175 00:12:52,745 --> 00:12:57,065 Or maybe those state you dudes won't like them. I doubt it. 176 00:12:57,065 --> 00:12:59,205 Hey. Maybe she's right. 177 00:12:59,225 --> 00:13:03,305 Bad chance. No. No. No. What if they don't play well? 178 00:13:03,305 --> 00:13:05,765 What if they really screwed up? 179 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,720 What if they had such a miserable time that they'd 180 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,280 reject Stait U's offer or vice versa? 181 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:14,620 No way. Have you ever been to Bell Harbor? 182 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,140 It's beautiful. 183 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:19,635 The beach, the sun, holy shit. No, Cheryl. 184 00:13:19,635 --> 00:13:21,715 You're missing the whole point. 185 00:13:21,715 --> 00:13:24,435 What if four little cheerleaders took a little trip 186 00:13:24,435 --> 00:13:28,975 to Bell Harbor and deliberately sabotaged their whole conference? 187 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:29,955 Yeah. 188 00:13:29,955 --> 00:13:31,955 And while they're down there, 189 00:13:31,955 --> 00:13:35,390 maybe recruit some new State U players and come back to 190 00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:36,990 rambling you as a hero. 191 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,350 Hero win. 192 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:40,010 The hard stuff? 193 00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:41,470 Look, girls. 194 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,150 I hate to burst your bubble, 195 00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:45,390 but how are we supposed to accomplish all this? 196 00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:47,150 We don't have any scholarships to offer them, 197 00:13:47,150 --> 00:13:49,070 and we have no money to bribe them with. 198 00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:50,855 What do we have? 199 00:13:50,855 --> 00:13:52,435 What do we 200 00:13:56,695 --> 00:13:57,795 have? 201 00:13:57,895 --> 00:14:00,195 Here's what we have. 202 00:14:00,855 --> 00:14:01,955 Here? 203 00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:06,890 Oh, we've got the greatest asset rambling you ever had, us. 204 00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:10,090 And are we gonna use it? Yeah. 205 00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:14,470 Monica, I think you got it. Is it catching? 206 00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:19,085 Now the big problem, wheels, red, and a place to stay. 207 00:14:19,085 --> 00:14:21,965 Well, I've got fifty dollars. And I've got about the same. 208 00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:24,265 Well, I can scrape up another. 209 00:14:24,605 --> 00:14:25,005 Good. 210 00:14:25,005 --> 00:14:28,445 I can dig up fifty, so that makes two hundred and fifty. 211 00:14:28,445 --> 00:14:30,445 Well, that should cover food and gas. 212 00:14:30,445 --> 00:14:32,760 But what about wheels and a place to stay? 213 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:36,420 Well, I've got the wheels. Come on, Vatty. 214 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,400 You'd have to pay a junkyard to take that wreck. 215 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,400 We gotta get there fast. 216 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,040 What we need is a van or something like that. Yeah. 217 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,775 Maybe we can get a tent. Tent? 218 00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:48,935 You know, go camping out. 219 00:14:49,835 --> 00:14:51,655 Like coach Henson. 220 00:14:51,995 --> 00:14:53,975 Coach Henson. 221 00:14:54,555 --> 00:14:55,655 Van? 222 00:14:56,475 --> 00:14:57,575 Tent? 223 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,940 What do you think, girl? 224 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,680 Damn. He's gross. He's good. 225 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,960 Yeah. How'd you make him? 226 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,900 I'll whisk him in some brownie mix and 227 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,300 What's that? 228 00:15:21,635 --> 00:15:24,915 What do we want? A real gray team. How do we get it? 229 00:15:24,915 --> 00:15:29,170 We create a real meme. How do we do it? Sabotage, sabotage. 230 00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:31,410 Yay team. 231 00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:34,690 One, two, three, four. Who do we put out for? 232 00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:38,510 Rambling you, rambling you. Yay team. 233 00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:42,015 Five, six, seven, eight. What the hell are we gonna make? 234 00:15:42,015 --> 00:15:45,995 Super teams, super teams, yay team. 235 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:49,775 We're hot to trot to make our team ends. 236 00:15:49,775 --> 00:15:52,815 We'll wheel and deal and stop the rest. 237 00:15:52,815 --> 00:15:55,900 We'll woo them to win them and won't give out a night and 238 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:59,500 we'll bring them back to Razzig if we have to make them 239 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,400 all night. 240 00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:24,670 Mission. 241 00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:35,950 Got it, mission. 242 00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:38,985 It's Tom Harbor. 243 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:40,355 Well, girls, how do you like it? Dynamite. I love it. 244 00:19:40,355 --> 00:19:43,140 Well, at essence, the wall's is off, but it'll poof. 245 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,940 Oh, I love it. This is what I call rubbing it. Yes. I know. 246 00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:48,160 It's like going back to nature. 247 00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:51,200 Well, that should about do it. 248 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,185 Are you ready for the recruits, girl? 249 00:19:54,185 --> 00:19:56,905 The question is, are they ready for us? 250 00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,005 Hey. 251 00:20:08,745 --> 00:20:10,260 Right. Hang up. 252 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:32,395 Damn it. I don't believe it. 253 00:20:32,395 --> 00:20:35,915 They've got Stanley Cross from Alabama U and Bruce Jacobs from 254 00:20:35,915 --> 00:20:38,250 UCLA. Let me see. 255 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,990 Can you see OJ Simpson? 256 00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:46,050 I don't see miss Stevens. 257 00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:49,010 Who's he? He's only Saint you's best player. 258 00:20:49,010 --> 00:20:53,295 You played on the all star team this year. Oh, he cute. 259 00:20:57,315 --> 00:21:01,535 What do you think? Oh. They could huddle over me anytime. 260 00:21:01,955 --> 00:21:06,000 Cheryl, what do you mean? How should we approach this? 261 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,320 Why not the rare approach? Oh. 262 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,280 I like that. Oh, you would. Listen, Tony. 263 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,640 We can't make it obvious. 264 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,260 We've got to make it look casual like. 265 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:20,140 That sounds great, but how? Damn it. I don't know. 266 00:21:21,795 --> 00:21:24,415 Uh-oh, girls. We've got competition. 267 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:41,960 A rat. 268 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:48,280 What is it? Let me see. 269 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:51,255 Come on. We passed it. You passed the binoculars. 270 00:21:51,255 --> 00:21:54,335 Oh, you're welcome. Quit hogging the glass. 271 00:21:54,335 --> 00:21:55,435 Will 272 00:21:55,935 --> 00:21:57,375 you Hey. 273 00:21:57,375 --> 00:21:59,435 Come on. It's my turn. 274 00:22:00,415 --> 00:22:02,075 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 275 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,020 Oh, double rat. 276 00:22:16,685 --> 00:22:18,505 They're so tiny. 277 00:22:21,565 --> 00:22:22,665 Thank 278 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:27,405 you. 279 00:22:27,405 --> 00:22:29,305 Well, what's so wrong? 280 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,540 Those girls, that's what's wrong. 281 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,960 So that's Langley's bait. Yeah. 282 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,000 And the guys are taking a quick line and sinker. 283 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,340 Gonna make our work a lot harder, girls. 284 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,060 Maybe we could have them eliminated. 285 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,865 Oh. We could hire a hitman. 286 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:48,865 Oh, sure. What are we gonna pay them with? 287 00:22:48,865 --> 00:22:51,105 Well, maybe they take credit cards. 288 00:22:51,105 --> 00:22:52,625 So girls, I'm getting hungry. 289 00:22:52,625 --> 00:22:55,665 Let's go back to camp. Oh, you girls go ahead. 290 00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:57,345 I'm gonna look around a while. Okay. 291 00:22:57,345 --> 00:23:00,525 Okay. We'll see you later, Barb. Take care. 292 00:23:19,845 --> 00:23:22,465 I can have you arrested as a spy. 293 00:23:22,645 --> 00:23:25,345 Oh, I wasn't spying. I Oh, yeah? 294 00:23:25,925 --> 00:23:27,925 Hey. Aren't you Mitch Stevens? 295 00:23:27,925 --> 00:23:29,425 Sounds familiar. 296 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:33,560 Yeah, that's who I am, Mitch Stevens. 297 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,820 Well, why aren't you out there? 298 00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:38,440 Why should I? I'm, already recruited. 299 00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:40,600 Oh, of course. 300 00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:43,400 Oh, I'm sorry. I Don't tell me. 301 00:23:44,555 --> 00:23:47,095 You're from Rambling 302 00:23:47,515 --> 00:23:49,495 U, and you're a cheerleader. 303 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:53,755 And your name is let me think. Your name is Monica. Monica. 304 00:23:53,755 --> 00:23:55,175 That's right. 305 00:23:55,275 --> 00:23:56,695 Well, Monica, 306 00:23:57,890 --> 00:24:00,930 what are you doing in, Bell Harbor? 307 00:24:00,930 --> 00:24:02,690 Oh, we're just here on vacation. 308 00:24:02,690 --> 00:24:04,530 Oh, who's we? 309 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:05,490 My girlfriends and I. 310 00:24:05,490 --> 00:24:08,370 We just decided to come here for a few days. 311 00:24:08,370 --> 00:24:10,610 Well, do you always travel with these? 312 00:24:10,610 --> 00:24:12,830 Oh, just checking out the scenery. 313 00:24:13,435 --> 00:24:15,995 Yeah. The scenery is pretty lovely from here, isn't it? 314 00:24:15,995 --> 00:24:18,715 Have you noticed the curves on the shoreline? 315 00:24:18,715 --> 00:24:21,835 You know, and I also really like how the way the dunes stack up. 316 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,955 Yeah. All in all, I'd say it's a pretty beautiful picture. 317 00:24:24,955 --> 00:24:26,395 Well, Mitch, it's been nice meeting you, 318 00:24:26,395 --> 00:24:28,215 but I have to go now. 319 00:24:31,060 --> 00:24:31,780 Hey. 320 00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:33,620 Why don't we get together sometime, 321 00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:36,260 let's say tonight around eight o'clock at the rat's nest? 322 00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:37,620 Rat's nest? What's that? 323 00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:39,700 It's just a hangout for the players. Hey. Listen. 324 00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:42,000 It's a real dive. You'll love it. 325 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:43,760 I'll see you there. 326 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,460 Gee. What's up? 327 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,840 I think I've run out of gas. You can help me out? 328 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:09,800 I don't think so. 329 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,480 But I think you can help us. 330 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,635 One, two, three, four. 331 00:26:24,070 --> 00:26:26,210 Wow. He's something. 332 00:26:26,390 --> 00:26:28,790 Now I can see why you really want him on the team. 333 00:26:28,790 --> 00:26:30,230 How'd you figure that one out? 334 00:26:30,230 --> 00:26:31,350 Well, I don't know. 335 00:26:31,350 --> 00:26:33,465 I guess I'm just right. 336 00:26:33,465 --> 00:26:36,425 This place is really the living in. 337 00:26:36,425 --> 00:26:39,305 Whose end are you talking about? Alright, girls. 338 00:26:39,305 --> 00:26:40,745 Fun time is over. 339 00:26:40,745 --> 00:26:44,025 Now we move on to phase one, approach and attack. 340 00:26:44,025 --> 00:26:47,810 I'll take Stanley Krause. That's the one I wanted. 341 00:26:47,810 --> 00:26:49,890 Both of you can have him. 342 00:26:49,890 --> 00:26:51,650 Tony, you're on your own. 343 00:26:51,650 --> 00:26:53,970 I'll work on Mitch if he ever gets here. 344 00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:57,170 You know, if you can get Mitch Stevens to sign up with the Rams, 345 00:26:57,170 --> 00:26:59,630 that would really make the headlines. 346 00:26:59,730 --> 00:27:01,275 Speak of the devil. 347 00:27:05,315 --> 00:27:08,195 Oh, Steven. Oh, Monica, do you wanna switch? 348 00:27:08,195 --> 00:27:10,255 You gotta be kidding. 349 00:27:10,435 --> 00:27:12,335 Now get out of here. 350 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,720 Well, I see you made it. 351 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,760 Oh, hi, Mitch. Yeah. I had nothing else to do. 352 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,205 Nothing else to do? Thanks a lot. 353 00:27:26,205 --> 00:27:27,645 Oh, I didn't mean it that way. 354 00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:30,525 What I meant was not I think you better stop while you're ahead. 355 00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:34,285 Okay. What are you drinking? I'm drinking. Bartender. 356 00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:35,545 Two beers. 357 00:28:03,155 --> 00:28:06,095 I sure would like to dance. 358 00:28:06,355 --> 00:28:09,860 You wanna dance? Stop you stupid. 359 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,700 Oh. 360 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:17,400 I sure would like to find some nice southern gentleman who'd 361 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:21,540 like to dance with a couple of southern males like us. 362 00:28:25,465 --> 00:28:27,685 Aren't you from Alabama? 363 00:28:29,065 --> 00:28:30,485 Yes, ma'am. 364 00:28:31,225 --> 00:28:34,645 Well, wouldn't you like to know where we're from? 365 00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:37,660 Yes, ma'am. 366 00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:37,900 God. 367 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:39,980 I thought you'd never ask. 368 00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:42,360 Well, we're from the south too. 369 00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:43,640 You know, 370 00:28:44,460 --> 00:28:48,575 grids and black eyed peas and Billy 371 00:28:51,555 --> 00:28:52,655 Carter. 372 00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:59,375 Yes, ma'am. Well, wouldn't you like to dance with us? 373 00:29:00,755 --> 00:29:02,175 Yes, ma'am. 374 00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:06,650 Is that all you can say is yes, ma'am? 375 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:08,250 No, ma'am. 376 00:29:54,355 --> 00:29:57,315 Hey. That's amazing. We're both majoring in biology. 377 00:29:57,315 --> 00:29:58,515 Yeah. Hey. 378 00:29:58,515 --> 00:30:01,264 You never told me what you're doing here for the summer. 379 00:30:01,264 --> 00:30:02,828 I'm working for my professor. 380 00:30:02,828 --> 00:30:06,269 He has a lab set up on his boat. Damn it. 381 00:30:06,269 --> 00:30:09,710 That reminds me. I have to go check out some tests. 382 00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:10,961 You wanna come along? 383 00:30:10,961 --> 00:30:13,125 I'll show you the lab. 384 00:30:13,565 --> 00:30:13,725 Sure. 385 00:30:13,725 --> 00:30:15,305 I'd love to. 386 00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:38,400 Hang in there, Sissy. Remember it's for rambling you. 387 00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:20,375 Stanley, why don't you go over and wait for it by the door? 388 00:31:20,470 --> 00:31:21,270 What, ma'am? 389 00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:25,330 I said, why don't you go over and wait for us by the door? 390 00:31:25,670 --> 00:31:26,930 The door? 391 00:31:27,350 --> 00:31:28,770 Yes, ma'am. 392 00:31:34,545 --> 00:31:36,385 You gotta do now? Nothing. 393 00:31:36,385 --> 00:31:39,505 Just keep your eyes and ears open, and we'll find a way. 394 00:31:39,505 --> 00:31:42,205 Just remember, act surprised. 395 00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:50,460 Well, I'll be an ice cube in hell, girls. 396 00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:52,060 Look who's here. 397 00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:55,980 Well, just jump on my back and call me Trigger. 398 00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:58,380 If it isn't rambling news, fine. 399 00:31:58,380 --> 00:32:00,555 What are you guys doing here? 400 00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:02,975 Getting down to kill some time. 401 00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:05,535 Yeah. I can see that. 402 00:32:05,555 --> 00:32:08,115 I thought they came down. What a coincidence. 403 00:32:08,115 --> 00:32:10,175 We're all here together. 404 00:32:10,835 --> 00:32:12,735 Isn't it a coincidence? 405 00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:17,020 Tell us, Bill, do your playmates have names? 406 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:21,020 Yeah. I'm sorry. Cheryl, Tony, Monica, and Cissy. 407 00:32:21,020 --> 00:32:23,580 This is honey, ginger, and sugar. 408 00:32:23,580 --> 00:32:26,120 Sounds like a recipe for a fruitcake. 409 00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:29,365 We're awfully pleased to meet you. 410 00:32:29,945 --> 00:32:31,445 Thank you. 411 00:32:31,945 --> 00:32:36,725 Oh, you're those little cheerleaders from Rambling U. 412 00:32:36,985 --> 00:32:39,305 I've always admired you, girls. 413 00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:43,570 You know, it's just amazing how you get the courage to get up in front 414 00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:47,550 of a crowd and make fools of yourselves. 415 00:32:50,210 --> 00:32:53,490 I think it's just wonderful how you cheerleaders give your all 416 00:32:53,490 --> 00:32:55,150 for your team. 417 00:32:55,615 --> 00:32:56,255 Oh, well. 418 00:32:56,255 --> 00:32:59,995 We'd love to stay in Chit Chat, but we do have reservations. 419 00:33:00,575 --> 00:33:01,995 Ciao. Ciao. 420 00:33:07,055 --> 00:33:08,635 Toodle loo. 421 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,100 Up yours. Adios, amigo. 422 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,160 Listen, I'm going with Mitch. See what you can find out. 423 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,500 See you later. 424 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,140 Now what are we going to do? 425 00:33:21,535 --> 00:33:23,375 Let me handle it. 426 00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:26,015 Just get Stanley and be ready to leave in a minute. 427 00:33:26,015 --> 00:33:28,255 What makes you think he's gonna come? 428 00:33:28,255 --> 00:33:32,635 Just tell him we have coal, red, and green. He'll come. 429 00:33:44,330 --> 00:33:45,430 There. 430 00:33:47,315 --> 00:33:50,035 You bet. Now you guys are gonna just love state news. 431 00:33:50,035 --> 00:33:51,955 The preview looks good. Yeah. 432 00:33:51,955 --> 00:33:54,835 Well, there's a few things you'll have to get adjusted to. 433 00:33:54,835 --> 00:33:56,435 What do you mean by that? 434 00:33:56,435 --> 00:34:00,195 The state news standards are far superior, 435 00:34:00,195 --> 00:34:03,690 and you won't find any cheap cheerleaders there. 436 00:34:25,335 --> 00:34:27,950 I don't know if mister Langley mentioned it to you, but, 437 00:34:27,950 --> 00:34:30,350 he's throwing a cocktail party tomorrow afternoon, 438 00:34:30,350 --> 00:34:32,750 and he wants us all there. 439 00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:34,670 Oh, yeah. And what's that for? 440 00:34:34,670 --> 00:34:37,450 Oh, it's just a little get to know you party. 441 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:43,290 You'll meet the dean and his wife and the faculty members. 442 00:34:48,865 --> 00:34:51,645 Are you ready? Yeah. In a minute. 443 00:34:52,225 --> 00:34:54,445 Okay. Oh. 444 00:34:54,465 --> 00:34:57,245 Oh. Oh. It's better. 445 00:34:58,940 --> 00:35:00,520 Now I'm ready. 446 00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:05,080 Come on. Come on, Stanley. Let's go. 447 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:26,610 All right, buddy. 448 00:35:26,610 --> 00:35:29,310 Put your hands up. 449 00:35:29,410 --> 00:35:30,690 What about Fleetwood Mac? 450 00:35:30,690 --> 00:35:31,970 Oh, yeah. They're great. 451 00:35:31,970 --> 00:35:32,210 Yeah. 452 00:35:32,210 --> 00:35:32,770 Aren't they? 453 00:35:32,770 --> 00:35:34,210 Do you like The Grateful Dead? Sure. 454 00:35:34,210 --> 00:35:34,770 I love them. 455 00:35:34,770 --> 00:35:35,890 They have all their albums. 456 00:35:35,890 --> 00:35:38,850 Hey. So do I. Hey? Well, this is it. 457 00:35:38,850 --> 00:35:40,610 This is where the lab is. What do you think? 458 00:35:40,610 --> 00:35:42,510 Oh, not bad. 459 00:35:43,385 --> 00:35:44,965 What's he researching? 460 00:35:45,145 --> 00:35:46,505 Well, don't laugh now, but, 461 00:35:46,505 --> 00:35:48,745 we're finding ways to control human parasites. 462 00:35:48,745 --> 00:35:50,825 Oh, you mean like fleas and lice? 463 00:35:50,825 --> 00:35:51,945 Yeah. And much more. 464 00:35:51,945 --> 00:35:53,045 Here. 465 00:35:56,185 --> 00:35:59,990 Wow. This is great. Yeah. 466 00:36:02,810 --> 00:36:03,910 Hey. 467 00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:08,730 What's pitharius pubis? 468 00:36:08,730 --> 00:36:11,430 Oh, those little buggers are crabs. 469 00:36:11,445 --> 00:36:14,005 Crabs? Oh, where'd you get them? 470 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:16,785 Off a toilet seat. Where else? No. 471 00:36:18,805 --> 00:36:21,185 Are you all set for next year? 472 00:36:21,525 --> 00:36:24,485 I mean, have you registered for the next semester yet? 473 00:36:24,485 --> 00:36:27,360 You mean am I gonna play for State U or not? 474 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,060 Well, yes. 475 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:32,020 Well, I haven't officially registered, and 476 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,480 so far there haven't been any better offer. 477 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,040 Oh, you mean you'd consider another offer? 478 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,140 Well, 479 00:36:43,385 --> 00:36:44,025 maybe. 480 00:36:44,025 --> 00:36:45,465 What do you have in mind? 481 00:36:45,465 --> 00:36:48,505 Mitch, I'm gonna level with you. Yeah? 482 00:36:48,505 --> 00:36:50,665 The girls and I aren't here on vacation. 483 00:36:50,665 --> 00:36:53,460 We're here to recruit some new players for the Rams. 484 00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:55,540 If we strengthen just a couple of our positions, 485 00:36:55,540 --> 00:36:57,600 rambling you would be unbeatable. 486 00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:58,900 What do you think? 487 00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:00,340 I think you're adorable. 488 00:37:00,340 --> 00:37:02,020 No. I mean about the team. 489 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:02,180 Hey. 490 00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:05,220 I think they're a good team, but I think you're dynamite. 491 00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:09,265 You really think so? Yeah. You mean about the team? 492 00:37:09,285 --> 00:37:11,005 I really don't know, but, 493 00:37:11,845 --> 00:37:13,345 let me see. 494 00:37:17,365 --> 00:37:18,805 Yeah. They're good. 495 00:37:18,805 --> 00:37:21,390 I better go, Mitch. Hey. Just like that? Yeah. 496 00:37:21,390 --> 00:37:23,710 I have to get up early. I have a lot of things to do. 497 00:37:23,710 --> 00:37:24,630 Hey. 498 00:37:24,750 --> 00:37:28,010 Will we be able to see each other soon? Okay? 499 00:37:28,110 --> 00:37:29,210 Okay. 500 00:37:40,015 --> 00:37:42,015 Try to understand, Stanley. 501 00:37:42,015 --> 00:37:43,935 If you sign up with the Rams, 502 00:37:43,935 --> 00:37:47,215 that will mean we'll have the best tackle of any school. 503 00:37:47,215 --> 00:37:49,355 Now how about that, Stanley? 504 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:52,760 I don't know, ma'am. 505 00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:56,120 He needs more wine. 506 00:37:56,140 --> 00:37:57,560 Look, Stan. 507 00:37:57,820 --> 00:37:59,340 If you sign with the Rams, 508 00:37:59,340 --> 00:38:01,500 you could possibly go to the Rose Bowl. 509 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,660 I can see the headlines now. 510 00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:07,955 Stanley Krauss single handedly wins the Rose Bowl game. 511 00:38:09,015 --> 00:38:10,755 I don't know, ma'am. 512 00:38:12,055 --> 00:38:14,355 What don't you know, Stanley? 513 00:38:16,455 --> 00:38:19,155 Leave me alone with him for a while. 514 00:38:20,530 --> 00:38:23,230 What have we got to lose, Cheryl? Okay. 515 00:38:23,890 --> 00:38:27,390 Well, I sure could use some fresh air. 516 00:38:27,650 --> 00:38:29,570 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Me too. 517 00:38:29,570 --> 00:38:31,630 That sound like a good idea. 518 00:38:32,130 --> 00:38:34,750 You stay here. 519 00:38:38,845 --> 00:38:41,385 Stanley, you know, 520 00:38:41,405 --> 00:38:46,425 we could offer you more than a scholarship in football. 521 00:38:47,725 --> 00:38:49,110 Yes, ma'am. 522 00:38:55,870 --> 00:38:59,770 Wow. Your muscles are so tight. 523 00:38:59,950 --> 00:39:03,690 Bet it's from carrying all those heavy balls. 524 00:39:04,115 --> 00:39:06,255 You need a good massage. 525 00:39:11,395 --> 00:39:13,155 Doesn't that feel good? 526 00:39:13,155 --> 00:39:14,575 Yes, ma'am. 527 00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:28,440 That's better. 528 00:39:31,585 --> 00:39:33,885 Doesn't that feel good? 529 00:39:43,345 --> 00:39:46,110 Now I bet you'd like to see what we can 530 00:39:46,390 --> 00:39:48,290 really do for you. 531 00:39:50,070 --> 00:39:51,170 Uh-huh. 532 00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:52,950 Yes, ma'am. 533 00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:57,250 You know what else, Stanley? It's only half of it. 534 00:39:58,150 --> 00:39:59,650 What do you think? 535 00:40:02,975 --> 00:40:05,435 Wouldn't you like to tackle this? 536 00:40:06,895 --> 00:40:07,995 Uh-huh. 537 00:40:08,495 --> 00:40:09,915 Yes, ma'am. 538 00:40:15,110 --> 00:40:17,570 Well, what are you waiting for? 539 00:41:32,455 --> 00:41:33,555 Will? 540 00:41:34,135 --> 00:41:36,675 Well, I don't know, ma'am. 541 00:41:37,255 --> 00:41:38,995 Oh, god. 542 00:41:39,415 --> 00:41:41,395 Let me handle this. 543 00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:45,200 Bye. 544 00:41:48,580 --> 00:41:51,940 Okay, Stanley. Are you ready for the second half? 545 00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:53,540 Come real close. 546 00:41:53,540 --> 00:41:54,960 Yes, ma'am. 547 00:42:40,290 --> 00:42:43,790 Women, it's all up to you now. 548 00:42:45,890 --> 00:42:49,230 And by the way, some balls. 549 00:42:52,495 --> 00:42:54,795 Remember, it's for 550 00:42:58,015 --> 00:42:59,055 Bradley. 551 00:42:59,055 --> 00:43:00,955 Okay, Stanley. 552 00:43:01,695 --> 00:43:05,595 It's your turn to play defense now, baby. 553 00:43:05,775 --> 00:43:09,540 Forty one. Thirty two. Fifty nine. Height. 554 00:43:48,075 --> 00:43:51,655 Well, Stanley, are you ready to score anyone's touchdown? 555 00:43:52,475 --> 00:43:53,735 Oh, fine. 556 00:43:53,995 --> 00:43:54,075 Yeah. 557 00:43:54,075 --> 00:43:55,815 Fun time. Yay. 558 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,100 He 559 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,020 what? 560 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,880 Signed up with the Rams? 561 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,640 That's right, mister Langley. 562 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,800 We tried to warn you about those girls. 563 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,400 Yes. Yes. Yes. I know. 564 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,420 But how was I to know those cheerleaders were recruiters? 565 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:18,235 Alright. 566 00:44:18,235 --> 00:44:20,635 They outsmarted us with Stanley Krause, 567 00:44:20,635 --> 00:44:23,195 but we'll be one step ahead of them this time. 568 00:44:23,195 --> 00:44:25,835 What I want you girls to do is keep your eyes on those 569 00:44:25,835 --> 00:44:27,275 rambling you guys, 570 00:44:27,275 --> 00:44:31,290 and don't let those preposterous pom pom pussycats near them. 571 00:44:31,290 --> 00:44:33,110 Do you understand? 572 00:44:33,210 --> 00:44:34,630 Yes, sir. 573 00:44:35,130 --> 00:44:35,930 Yes, sir. 574 00:44:35,930 --> 00:44:36,970 And another thing. 575 00:44:36,970 --> 00:44:40,650 Keep those cheerleaders away from my cocktail party. 576 00:44:40,650 --> 00:44:42,950 Yes, sir, mister Langley. 577 00:45:03,990 --> 00:45:05,490 Okay, boy. 578 00:45:05,830 --> 00:45:08,530 Remember when you get this heap started, 579 00:45:08,950 --> 00:45:11,490 I want you straight out of this county. 580 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:15,010 And I don't ever wanna see your face again. 581 00:45:17,065 --> 00:45:18,965 Got that? Yes. 582 00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:31,870 No way. They got security all around the house. 583 00:45:31,870 --> 00:45:34,910 I think they're on to us, Monica. There's gotta be a way. 584 00:45:34,910 --> 00:45:37,050 We've just gotta get in. 585 00:45:38,430 --> 00:45:40,650 What are we gonna get in for? 586 00:45:41,115 --> 00:45:42,555 Look, dumb dumb, 587 00:45:42,555 --> 00:45:45,835 we have to find a way to make that cocktail party a bomb. 588 00:45:45,835 --> 00:45:48,555 We don't want our guys to have a good time, now do we? 589 00:45:48,555 --> 00:45:50,315 Well, I guess not. 590 00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:53,090 Well, why don't we throw our own party instead? 591 00:45:53,090 --> 00:45:54,210 Oh, come on. 592 00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:57,970 Hey, hey, that's a great idea. You mean no? No. 593 00:45:57,970 --> 00:45:59,490 I mean Friday night. 594 00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:02,770 We'll show our guys what a real party is. 595 00:46:02,770 --> 00:46:04,210 Yeah. Yeah. That that's great. 596 00:46:04,210 --> 00:46:07,090 But, how do we go about screwing up Langley's party? 597 00:46:07,090 --> 00:46:10,175 I don't think there's just gotta be a way. 598 00:46:10,175 --> 00:46:14,015 Who about a disguise? Oh, you must be kidding. 599 00:46:14,015 --> 00:46:14,735 I've got it. 600 00:46:14,735 --> 00:46:16,315 I've got it. 601 00:47:16,510 --> 00:47:17,610 Boys. 602 00:47:20,110 --> 00:47:22,490 This is Dean Higgins 603 00:47:22,910 --> 00:47:23,870 and missus Higgins. 604 00:47:23,870 --> 00:47:24,350 How you doing? 605 00:47:24,350 --> 00:47:24,990 How you doing? 606 00:47:24,990 --> 00:47:28,590 Yeah. This is Bill Ubelle Nice to meet you. 607 00:47:28,590 --> 00:47:32,090 Lee Williams Sir? And Jim Norris. 608 00:47:32,165 --> 00:47:33,365 Oh, how you doing? 609 00:47:33,365 --> 00:47:37,205 Soon to be formally with the Rambling University Rams. 610 00:47:37,205 --> 00:47:39,045 Very pleased to meet you, young man. 611 00:47:39,045 --> 00:47:41,605 You must find it very exciting to have the chance to be 612 00:47:41,605 --> 00:47:44,645 accepted by one of the most prestigious schools in the country. 613 00:47:44,645 --> 00:47:46,005 Don't you think so, my dear? 614 00:47:46,005 --> 00:47:49,960 Oh, yes. Yes. Indeed. You should be very honored. 615 00:47:50,140 --> 00:47:52,540 Martin, punch anyone. 616 00:47:52,540 --> 00:47:54,140 Oh, just a little. 617 00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:55,500 Oh, do you have any beer? 618 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:56,380 No, dear. 619 00:47:56,380 --> 00:47:59,660 I do hope that you boys will be an asset to the university 620 00:47:59,660 --> 00:48:02,555 scholastically as well as athletically. 621 00:48:02,735 --> 00:48:03,855 Thank you, John. 622 00:48:03,855 --> 00:48:05,355 Cheers. Cheers. 623 00:48:05,695 --> 00:48:07,535 What's in the punch? Absolutely nothing. 624 00:48:07,535 --> 00:48:09,375 Mom, we're gonna have to fix that. 625 00:48:09,375 --> 00:48:11,135 Cheryl, see what's in the kitchen. 626 00:48:11,135 --> 00:48:13,295 Sissy, start hawking your brownies. Okay? 627 00:48:13,295 --> 00:48:15,535 Tony and I will do the same. Right. 628 00:48:15,535 --> 00:48:16,635 Right. 629 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,520 And I'm sure you'll enjoy our golf course. Yes. 630 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:21,960 I'll be by here. I'll be right back. 631 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,480 I'll have a sweet tooth and hang later. 632 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,300 Later. Bye. 633 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:30,285 Tell me, boys. Are you finding Bell Harbor enjoyable? Yeah. 634 00:48:30,285 --> 00:48:33,325 It's just fine. Well, you certainly should. 635 00:48:33,325 --> 00:48:35,645 Yes. It's, very nice to be here, ma'am. 636 00:48:35,645 --> 00:48:38,125 Isn't this a wonderful old house? 637 00:48:38,125 --> 00:48:41,805 Brownies any more? Oh. Oh. No. Thank you, dear. Try one. 638 00:48:41,805 --> 00:48:45,020 They're really good and practically no calories. 639 00:48:45,020 --> 00:48:47,480 Well, if you insist. 640 00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:51,980 This house has quite a history. 641 00:48:51,980 --> 00:48:55,400 And did you boys know it's supposed to be haunted? 642 00:48:56,700 --> 00:48:59,575 My, these brownies certainly are good. 643 00:48:59,575 --> 00:49:00,535 Aren't they, boys? 644 00:49:00,535 --> 00:49:01,335 Yeah. I hope they are. 645 00:49:01,335 --> 00:49:02,695 We'll have another. 646 00:49:02,695 --> 00:49:06,215 It seems the original owner was a sea captain, 647 00:49:06,215 --> 00:49:09,815 and he returned home one day to find his wife and another 648 00:49:09,815 --> 00:49:12,935 gentleman in a most shocking situation. 649 00:49:12,935 --> 00:49:15,610 What kind of situation was that, ma'am? 650 00:49:15,610 --> 00:49:17,050 What happened next, ma'am? 651 00:49:17,050 --> 00:49:20,010 Well, he killed them. That's right. 652 00:49:20,010 --> 00:49:22,390 Killed them both right upstairs. 653 00:49:22,730 --> 00:49:26,410 And they say that even until this day, 654 00:49:26,410 --> 00:49:31,395 his wife and her lover still haunt those rooms. 655 00:49:31,395 --> 00:49:32,495 Really? 656 00:49:47,070 --> 00:49:47,790 Brownie? 657 00:49:47,790 --> 00:49:49,130 Yes. Thanks. 658 00:49:50,670 --> 00:49:54,250 Jesus. You look familiar. What's your name? 659 00:49:55,230 --> 00:49:58,110 Maria. That's it. Maria Gonzales. 660 00:49:58,110 --> 00:49:59,210 Maria. 661 00:49:59,335 --> 00:50:01,613 Aren't you 662 00:50:01,691 --> 00:50:03,970 the girl 663 00:50:04,048 --> 00:50:06,326 that I 664 00:50:08,761 --> 00:50:11,039 speak English. 665 00:50:11,117 --> 00:50:12,217 Adios. 666 00:50:12,295 --> 00:50:14,295 Langley, I'm sure they're quite capable, 667 00:50:14,295 --> 00:50:17,280 but I cannot give my approval until I personally see them play. 668 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,000 Oh, but, Dean, their academic records are perfect. 669 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000 Screw their brains. Can they play? 670 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,040 But but I guarantee it, sir. I cannot accept that. 671 00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,760 I want to see them play. It's my neck, you know. 672 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:31,045 Well, then how about day after tomorrow? That's just fine. 673 00:50:31,045 --> 00:50:33,445 Young lady. Yes, sir? 674 00:50:33,445 --> 00:50:35,985 Another one with those brownies, please. 675 00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:54,200 Hey, Mitch Stevens. Hey, I can't believe it. Damn. 676 00:50:54,620 --> 00:50:56,940 Hey, you know, I can't wait to introduce you to the other guys. 677 00:50:56,940 --> 00:50:58,460 They really think you're something, bitch. 678 00:50:58,460 --> 00:51:03,340 Hey, well, listen, it's just gonna have to be some other time. 679 00:51:03,340 --> 00:51:07,606 I really gotta get to work. 680 00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:08,317 Okay? 681 00:51:08,317 --> 00:51:11,162 Oh, yeah, hey, okay. 682 00:51:11,162 --> 00:51:12,584 See you. 683 00:51:12,584 --> 00:51:16,529 See you at, Frank. 684 00:51:22,140 --> 00:51:25,900 You won't believe this, young man, but when I was young, 685 00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:28,280 I had quite a figure. 686 00:51:28,860 --> 00:51:32,555 So many gentlemen proposed marriage to me. 687 00:51:35,695 --> 00:51:37,915 And it would make your head spin. 688 00:51:37,935 --> 00:51:40,815 Oh, and I was quite a dancer too. 689 00:51:40,815 --> 00:51:45,675 Oh, I still am. I feel as graceful as the wind. 690 00:52:25,790 --> 00:52:27,870 I really don't know what you've seen. 691 00:52:27,870 --> 00:52:30,935 I was trapped from rambling you. Oh, hold boy. 692 00:52:30,935 --> 00:52:33,395 Just so low. Punch? 693 00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:35,255 Oh. Oh. 694 00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:37,635 I'm sorry. 695 00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:57,370 Push me. I didn't push you. 696 00:55:15,955 --> 00:55:19,615 Make my ex the sneaky cheerleader bitches. 697 00:55:29,795 --> 00:55:30,720 Mom, 698 00:55:48,175 --> 00:55:50,635 Monica, well, I tried. 699 00:55:57,295 --> 00:55:58,415 It was your idea. 700 00:55:58,415 --> 00:56:01,490 Well, how was I to know it would back fire in our faces? 701 00:56:01,510 --> 00:56:04,790 That's the greatest kick ass mother. Shoot. 702 00:56:04,790 --> 00:56:07,650 We did a great job, damn it. 703 00:56:07,670 --> 00:56:10,130 Hey. Anybody want some more brownie? 704 00:56:10,470 --> 00:56:13,490 Did you ever consider having yourself committed? 705 00:56:13,565 --> 00:56:14,825 Hey, Monica. 706 00:56:15,005 --> 00:56:18,365 Oh, god. It's the bionic beauty. Hold the fort, ladies. 707 00:56:18,365 --> 00:56:20,185 I'll be right back. 708 00:56:27,850 --> 00:56:29,610 Hey. What is he saying? 709 00:56:29,610 --> 00:56:32,010 He's saying, looks golf. 710 00:56:32,010 --> 00:56:34,870 You and me go make whoopee my tippy. 711 00:56:36,410 --> 00:56:40,090 Oh, and she's saying, why red butler. 712 00:56:40,090 --> 00:56:43,505 I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about. 713 00:56:43,505 --> 00:56:45,105 Don't give me any of your bull woman. 714 00:56:45,105 --> 00:56:48,305 When sunset, you, me, go make much hampum. 715 00:56:48,305 --> 00:56:49,825 Humpum for wabum? 716 00:56:49,825 --> 00:56:52,125 No wampum. No. Humpum. 717 00:56:55,990 --> 00:56:59,810 Well, how did it go? I have a date with Mitch. 718 00:57:00,390 --> 00:57:02,690 You have them for welcome. 719 00:57:04,470 --> 00:57:06,630 Come on now. Let's get back on the track. 720 00:57:06,630 --> 00:57:08,390 What are we gonna do about the guys? 721 00:57:08,390 --> 00:57:09,730 Damn it. 722 00:57:09,965 --> 00:57:12,445 Come on, Monica. Get with it. 723 00:57:12,445 --> 00:57:16,025 And wipe that ghostly smile off your face. 724 00:57:16,925 --> 00:57:18,025 Ghostly. 725 00:57:19,005 --> 00:57:22,105 Ghostly. Girls, I've got it. 726 00:57:37,050 --> 00:57:38,470 Come on. 727 00:57:39,905 --> 00:57:43,345 Wow. This place is really creepy at night. 728 00:57:43,345 --> 00:57:45,585 Are you sure this is gonna work? 729 00:57:45,585 --> 00:57:47,985 I don't know, but Monica said so. 730 00:57:47,985 --> 00:57:51,185 That's easy for her to see. She's out on a date with Mitch. 731 00:57:51,185 --> 00:57:52,670 Come on. Let's move it. 732 00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:56,510 I don't wanna go. What's wrong now? 733 00:57:56,510 --> 00:57:58,670 Well, it might really be haunted. 734 00:57:58,670 --> 00:58:01,070 Get your hands back on the ladder. 735 00:58:01,070 --> 00:58:03,370 Well, what if it really is? 736 00:58:03,390 --> 00:58:07,050 Listen, you guys, there's no such thing as ghosts. 737 00:58:15,065 --> 00:58:19,205 Okay, Cheryl. Move it or lose it. I'm not gonna go first. 738 00:58:19,465 --> 00:58:24,200 Okay, Sissy. You go. I'm not going. Well, I'm scared. 739 00:58:25,020 --> 00:58:27,960 No chicken shits. Alright, follow me. 740 00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,500 Hey. I'm up here, you nineties. 741 01:00:55,220 --> 01:00:57,120 What are you thinking about? 742 01:00:57,540 --> 01:00:58,640 Us. 743 01:00:59,185 --> 01:01:00,285 Them? 744 01:01:00,865 --> 01:01:03,825 And also how I should be thinking about the girls and 745 01:01:03,825 --> 01:01:05,805 how they're doing without me. 746 01:01:33,005 --> 01:01:34,425 What's the matter? 747 01:01:35,165 --> 01:01:36,345 Shh. Listen. 748 01:01:36,845 --> 01:01:38,265 How's that? 749 01:01:38,685 --> 01:01:40,445 How do you think it sounds like? 750 01:01:40,445 --> 01:01:43,740 Sounds like somebody's having a lot of fun. Jesus Christ. 751 01:01:43,740 --> 01:01:44,840 Stereo. 752 01:02:04,655 --> 01:02:07,435 John, don't ever leave me. 753 01:02:08,015 --> 01:02:09,115 Please 754 01:02:09,535 --> 01:02:12,555 don't leave me. 755 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,040 Holy shit. That must be the captain's wife. 756 01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:16,840 Get out of here. 757 01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,460 There is no such thing as ghosts. 758 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:26,895 Oh, John. That must be the captain. 759 01:02:27,635 --> 01:02:29,695 Let me go. 760 01:02:46,340 --> 01:02:48,800 Christ, how many wives do you have? 761 01:03:09,180 --> 01:03:10,520 I'm scared. 762 01:03:11,660 --> 01:03:13,180 What are you scared, Bob? 763 01:03:13,180 --> 01:03:16,440 Worst thing that happens, getting laid by a ghost. 764 01:03:16,940 --> 01:03:18,680 Oh, captain. 765 01:03:19,465 --> 01:03:22,565 Please don't shoot him. 766 01:03:27,945 --> 01:03:32,645 Oh, captain, don't shoot me. 767 01:03:36,260 --> 01:03:37,920 I'll do anything. 768 01:03:38,740 --> 01:03:41,040 How about they fall for this ship? 769 01:04:10,370 --> 01:04:11,625 Oh my god. 770 01:04:12,065 --> 01:04:13,645 Oh my god. 771 01:04:14,065 --> 01:04:16,205 Right in my own house. 772 01:04:16,705 --> 01:04:17,805 You 773 01:04:19,345 --> 01:04:21,325 don't get out. 774 01:04:28,930 --> 01:04:32,290 And don't come near this house again. Do you hear me? 775 01:04:32,290 --> 01:04:34,050 We did it. We spooked the trainers. 776 01:04:34,050 --> 01:04:36,370 I bet you we scared the shit out of those bastards. Yeah. 777 01:04:36,370 --> 01:04:39,630 We're going through the kill at the pom pom beach party. 778 01:04:49,635 --> 01:04:50,735 You. 779 01:04:51,075 --> 01:04:52,175 You. 780 01:04:52,370 --> 01:04:55,090 I don't know what moral principles they taught you at 781 01:04:55,090 --> 01:04:59,330 rambling you, but at state you, they are high. 782 01:04:59,330 --> 01:05:02,430 Gentlemen, I'll see you first thing in the morning. 783 01:05:19,550 --> 01:05:21,450 Jim? Monica. 784 01:05:26,350 --> 01:05:27,930 Okay. Bye. 785 01:05:28,910 --> 01:05:31,050 Damn. They've been grounded. 786 01:05:31,070 --> 01:05:32,795 What? Grounded? 787 01:05:32,795 --> 01:05:33,675 What happened? 788 01:05:33,675 --> 01:05:37,275 Langley grounded them for having girls in their room last night. 789 01:05:37,275 --> 01:05:39,175 Shit. So rude again. 790 01:05:39,275 --> 01:05:43,335 And we did it all by ourselves. What about the party? 791 01:05:43,835 --> 01:05:47,335 We'll have a party and with our guys too. 792 01:06:27,835 --> 01:06:28,935 Come 793 01:06:32,235 --> 01:06:33,335 on 794 01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:47,440 Hey, Jim. 795 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:49,820 Come on. It's party time. 796 01:07:20,235 --> 01:07:22,635 Hey, come on, Cheryl. Why don't you leave with me, okay? 797 01:07:22,635 --> 01:07:25,835 I'd love to. I'd love to dump every creep here, but I can't. 798 01:07:25,835 --> 01:07:27,575 I'm one of the hostesses. 799 01:07:43,220 --> 01:07:44,260 Hello. 800 01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:45,360 Hi. 801 01:07:45,815 --> 01:07:48,615 Gosh, I sure would like to get to know you. 802 01:07:48,615 --> 01:07:50,535 I'd like to get to know you too, but not now. 803 01:07:50,535 --> 01:07:52,275 Maybe later, sweetheart. 804 01:08:00,215 --> 01:08:01,315 Oh, 805 01:08:02,710 --> 01:08:05,910 We're gonna break their asses once a bra. 806 01:08:05,910 --> 01:08:10,130 I'll take care of this with one little phone call. 807 01:08:23,195 --> 01:08:24,295 Later. 808 01:08:52,205 --> 01:08:53,305 Okay. 809 01:09:09,495 --> 01:09:11,475 He's on his way. 810 01:11:34,765 --> 01:11:38,605 Well, boys, as I see it, you have only two choices. 811 01:11:38,605 --> 01:11:41,070 You can stay here the rest of your lives, 812 01:11:41,070 --> 01:11:44,350 satisfying your primitive desires and wallowing in your 813 01:11:44,350 --> 01:11:47,930 stupidity, or you can leave instantly, 814 01:11:47,950 --> 01:11:52,350 thus transcending this barbaric lowlife and rising to a higher, 815 01:11:52,350 --> 01:11:54,570 more sophisticated class. 816 01:11:54,910 --> 01:11:56,010 Well? 817 01:12:07,035 --> 01:12:12,055 And as for you, Mitch, I'm very disappointed in you. 818 01:12:12,270 --> 01:12:14,670 You represent the best of State U. 819 01:12:14,670 --> 01:12:18,430 How could you allow yourself to be drawn down to their level? 820 01:12:18,430 --> 01:12:21,230 Hey, look, mister Langley, I I resent the attitude you take. 821 01:12:21,230 --> 01:12:23,310 You resent. 822 01:12:23,310 --> 01:12:27,315 Must I remind you that you have signed for next season And that 823 01:12:27,315 --> 01:12:28,835 you will represent St. 824 01:12:28,835 --> 01:12:31,215 Hugh in the best of light? 825 01:12:32,355 --> 01:12:35,135 You had no intention of ever joining. 826 01:12:35,155 --> 01:12:37,075 You were just using me. Yeah. 827 01:12:37,075 --> 01:12:39,295 I was trying to tell you all evening. 828 01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:40,660 Look, 829 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:43,720 I I wasn't trying to use you. 830 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,080 I really like you, Monica, 831 01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:48,120 and I wanna see you again and again. 832 01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:49,860 Well, I don't. 833 01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:52,180 I don't like liars. 834 01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:12,390 Well, there's nothing else to do, 835 01:13:12,390 --> 01:13:13,490 Sissy. 836 01:13:14,230 --> 01:13:15,650 It's over. 837 01:14:02,420 --> 01:14:04,480 Girls, I've gotta tell you something. 838 01:14:04,740 --> 01:14:06,880 I've decided to quit the cheerleaders. 839 01:14:07,060 --> 01:14:09,380 Oh, why? Oh, Monica. Come on. 840 01:14:09,380 --> 01:14:12,640 You know we've got a rotten team who wants to root for losers. 841 01:14:12,765 --> 01:14:15,385 Oh, we're gonna miss you. 842 01:14:16,445 --> 01:14:19,885 Come on, sissy. Don't take it so hard. I can't help it. 843 01:14:19,885 --> 01:14:21,725 Everything's just been going wrong. 844 01:14:21,725 --> 01:14:25,800 First, we lost the guys, and, well, all these 845 01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:35,020 can't I mean about the mosquitoes. 846 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:37,280 Damn things were driving me crazy. 847 01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:41,945 I was just scratching and itching. Oh, great, girl. 848 01:14:42,125 --> 01:14:44,105 I've got it. 849 01:14:49,565 --> 01:14:52,430 Hey. What's pitharius pubis? 850 01:14:52,610 --> 01:14:55,470 Oh, these little buggers are crabs. 851 01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:28,700 Yeah. 852 01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:31,340 Great. Let's get started. 853 01:16:11,465 --> 01:16:13,065 These boys are as good as you say. 854 01:16:13,065 --> 01:16:15,925 It can mean a great box office next season. 855 01:16:16,265 --> 01:16:19,160 Hell, box office. What am I talking about? 856 01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:22,180 I can get a great contract with the networks. 857 01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:29,160 Thirty two sixty four forty eight. 858 01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:30,260 Hut. 859 01:19:24,545 --> 01:19:27,550 Well, boys, it proves one thing. 860 01:19:27,550 --> 01:19:31,690 You can't put a monkey in a suit and expect him to behave like a man. 861 01:19:31,710 --> 01:19:33,710 But there's no room for monkeys that state you. 862 01:19:33,710 --> 01:19:38,170 And it's obvious that anyone from rambling you has no moral integrity. 863 01:19:38,750 --> 01:19:39,950 Moral integrity? 864 01:19:39,950 --> 01:19:42,185 Did you hear that guys? Moral integrity? 865 01:19:42,185 --> 01:19:45,305 Who's the one offering these shady deals, Free scholarships, 866 01:19:45,305 --> 01:19:46,505 unreturnable loans? 867 01:19:46,505 --> 01:19:48,425 And for what? Because of our IQs? No. 868 01:19:48,425 --> 01:19:52,805 They want a piece of meat that can play ball so they can raise their revenues. 869 01:19:52,825 --> 01:19:54,825 Yeah. But when they talk, we don't have to go to class. 870 01:19:54,825 --> 01:19:57,000 He's gonna pass us as as long as we're good on the field. 871 01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,080 But one fumble, and you're out on your ass. 872 01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:00,440 You know what, mister Langley? 873 01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:03,480 Why don't you take State University and shove it about 874 01:20:03,480 --> 01:20:05,860 ten feet up your ass? 875 01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:06,920 Yeah. Alright. 876 01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:09,255 You know it, man. You know it. 877 01:20:10,095 --> 01:20:11,195 Mitch. 878 01:20:11,535 --> 01:20:15,135 Mitch, don't listen to them. They don't understand football. 879 01:20:15,135 --> 01:20:17,135 They think it's just a game. 880 01:20:17,135 --> 01:20:19,615 I'll tell you right now, though, it's big business. 881 01:20:19,615 --> 01:20:20,750 And if you're smart, 882 01:20:20,750 --> 01:20:22,670 you won't pay any attention to what they're saying. 883 01:20:22,670 --> 01:20:24,990 Hey, look, Mr. Lamia, I don't think the way you do. 884 01:20:24,990 --> 01:20:26,970 And here's your contract. 885 01:20:37,005 --> 01:20:38,265 Hey Monica. 886 01:20:38,685 --> 01:20:42,365 Do you think, I'm acceptable material for rambling you now? 887 01:20:42,365 --> 01:20:44,665 Well, what do you think, girls?